guess who's back...i'll give you a hint...it's not slim shady

after hearing that my oh-so-cool buddy amy had finally created her own blog....i couldn't help but feel upstaged. therefore, i have decided to journey back into the blog world.

to be honest, i totally forgot that i had ever created this blog thing...and only remembered after amy told me about hers. BUT now i have a new found respect for it...it is a wonderful way to spend one's time, compared to the other option of studying

i think i will start having a "highlights of the day" section in all my posts:

highlights of the day:
1. supervisor meeting at 8am this morning where my boss made fun of me for not having a boyfriend
2. cute engineering boy wasn't at ETLC today...i guess that's not really a highlight, more like a lowlight
3. i ate a ferrero rocher
4. i have plans to eat another ferrero rocher

now, wasn't that fun?

it did take me quite a long time to figure out those stupid link things, so now i really must do some studying..for tomorrow begins my back-to-back 3exam adventure! HOO-rah (said like jamie foxx in whatever that war movie is called)

anyhoo, i just wanted to put the word out on the street that i was back in town.

hasta luego mes amigos

deadbeats.....the pros and cons

so i realized last week that i need more deadbeats as friends. people that do nothing all day and night just like me. no more of these damn smart people who go to such institutions called "universities" during the days and then do such things as "lab reports" during the nights.

the pros:
- they won't ever know when you're making fun of them
- they will always be up for doing something no matter what time of day
- you can feel really smart when you're with them ....for obvious reasons....they might even praise you for your sophisticated vocabulary

the cons:
- they'll never understand your jokes...but they might pretend well enough
- your conversations might be limited to topics such as "oh my god jen and brad broke up!" or "how come barney was a purple dinosaur??"..stuff like that
- your intelligence might decrease by hanging out with them and YOU might start asking yourself why exactly they made barney a purple dinosaur instead of say...a BROWN one. those fucking racists..

well i've gotten bored in writing this...so i'll leave it open for you guys to give me some arguments for each side....unless y'all are too busy you know...with your bio lab reports and your physics assignments aodnfiasodifjsa

mala mulla malla mullah mullet

how hard is it really to say mala? no it does not rhyme with nala from the lion king....and its also not said mullaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah although many of my friends seem to have a lot of fun saying that so i let them be.
yes its true that phonetically it should probably be spelled mulla because it is like saying mullet...BUT i don't give a crap about phonetics and i don't care about what everyone thinks, because it's spelled MALA. got it?
i did use it in my little subtitle thing "they call me...mala" for a reason..you know..so you bizatches could finally start spelling it right
now another thing, the topic of being called MEL....this privilege of calling me Mel is only granted to a select few people. if you think you have the skill to call me Mel, then go ahead and try it. if you are received by my look of death, i would advise you then to resist all temptations to further call me by that name. Mel is quite a crappy nickname if it is said without the specific tone that only the select few have been able to master. there are only 4 people on that list. the VIP list. i won't reveal the names as of yet, but those who are on it..you know who you are.
the thing about when other people call me Mel...is that it reminds me of a nasty plumber or trucker named Mel with greasy hair and slimy hands and grossness all over his face and his ass crack showing. now do you understand why i don't like it?
lissa...now there's one that only a couple people have ever used. i really have no stance on that one quite yet...but i am leaning more towards the ..not so much stance. although there is one person i don't mind letting use it.
M ...some people called me that in the JH...good ol junior high. but i believe the days of M are as over as the days of Puff Daddy, and Snoop Doggy Dog, and J Lo. i know it might sadden some of you, but you will have to deal with it. the days of mala are now.

nurse by night...loser by day

so pretty much i'm doing this because i have nothing else to do these days and i've resorted to using my computer as my ..well...my best friend. not that all of you with these blogger websites are losers...i'm just saying that i am...

right so, one thing you'll notice is that i use ellipses quite a lot......that's pretty much because i have forgotten proper english the last couple of months and have no inkling to relearn grammar. so bah.
although i have been using the reason "not being in school has caused my brain to shut down" to explain my random thoughts and stupidity....anyone who knows me can tell you that i am full of the shizzle. i've always been random and stupid...the only smart decision i've made is getting my drivers' license.. because of that, i can legally pimp out in my sleek and spacious '96 2-dr black chevy cavalier. need i say more?

oh right, so i've talked about how i've become a loser by day, and i guess i should stick to that little title as my thesis and talk now about the whole "nurse by night" junk. or maybe i could just not, and go read the da vinci code which i just started reading. quite the decision. well not really. dan brown here i come!
and just to clarify for those of you slackers who haven't read this book yet..dan brown is the author..not some sleezball i met at a bar who i'm going to go chase after. ..not like that ever happens. ..right. k well until next time, same bat time, same bat channel! well probably not the same bat time because i am pretty forgetful, and there is a high probability that by tomorrow i will forget even creating this blogger thing .. damn i just ruined my cool little sign off eh? (yes i am quite the canadian eh?) ya maybe its just time to stop typing so that i don't embarass myself too much. ready......STOP